Mother & Daughter

Please excuse a totally random story from my past. (And thanks to Vuboq for providing a post-publishing appropriate image)

Back in the day I used to drink in a pub called "The Star and Garter" in the UK. It had a bad reputation for being a very rough place (There were blood stains on the ceiling which was about 12ft high). It also had a reputation for gambling which is one vice that I don't have.

However, it was very close to where my g/f at the time used to go to college so she would duck off lessons and meet me there for an extended lunch hour. While waiting for her I'd have a few beers and maybe play a couple of games of pool. She never played pool before she met me but she ended up on the girls team after a few months. I became a slight hustler, you know, playing shit, accepting a challenge for 10GBP, losing, play again double or quits, lose, play again double or pay out 50. I'd win that one and walk away. It was an easy way to make money. And it later turned into sales / bargaining skills. Everything in life is for a reason - never regret a thing.

Anyhoo, within a few months all the bar chicks knew me. If it wasn't for one of them I wouldn't be here in Aus now. She read Ben Elton books. I borrowed one from her when there was no mug around to play pool. I became addicted to Ben Elton books, signed up to a website thingy about them and that's how I met tt, came to aus, etc.

I digress again. One of the other bar chicks had a really cute daughter and although I had a girl friend at the time she certainly didn't seem to be very faithful. One time we'd arranged to meet and I rocked up to find her with a table full of guys. I walked over, gave her a hug and one of the dudes told me to piss off because she was "taken". His head met a wall shortly afterwards. Later, after the "misunderstanding" had been rectified we all went to a night club on a pier. One of them forgot the explanation after a couple of beers and decided to try and get his paws in. He met the North Sea.

Jeez, I've become distracted again. Right, this bar chick had a cute daughter. I went home with the daughter one night. We shagged like rabbits until about midnight when her mother got home. Mother (The bar chick) walked in and sparked up a joint. She shared it with daughter and I. (I did tell you I came from a quality town right?). After all the action + smoko I was knackered. I fell asleep in an armchair in the lounge.

About an hour or so later I was woken in the nicest possible way. I was being felated. I slowly opened my eyes and it was the bar chick. The girls bloody mother! Fortunately she was only about 35 and very good looking. I wasn't in the mood to object so things happened and we ended up copulating.

I was still awake at 6am so I got showered and went to work. So there ya go. Mothers and daughters eh? I can do naughty with the best of 'em.