Silly
Two sailors become victims of a ship wreck. They wash up on a dessert island. A tribe of cannibals discover them and inform them that they're about to become main course.
Unless.......
They can perform......
"The challenge of fruit!"
The sailors gladly agree, thinking nothing can be worse than being on the wrong side of a dinner pot. The chief tells them they must each go into the jungle and return to him with 100 pieces of fruit.
They rock off into the jungle.
An hour later one returns and says "Oh mighty chief, I've brought you 100 grapes. May I leave now?"
"NO! First you must complete the challenge. In front of all my people you must insert each fruit into your anus. If you so much as snigger or giggle you're cooked"
The sailor agrees.
After just two grapes he bursts into hysterical laughter.
"NOW YOU WILL BE COOKED! You didn't even entertain my people for one minute!" fumes the chief.
"I'm sorry chief. It's my Captain.....He's still out in the jungle collecting pineapples......"
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posted by Only me @ 1:05 am
5 Comments:
Yay GBM! Yaaaaay!
Dessert island eh!? Is that like a desert island? :P
Goblin: Bloody oath mate! Can't wait! I'm so excited I have to keep changing me underdungers when I think about it :)
Racho: It's very similar. Fucking smart arse ;) Stop picking on me, I'm only a defenseless innocent...
I'm slacking off. I can't believe Rachael caught the "dessert" island before I did!
mmm. dessert islands! Make mine a chocolate fudge brownie sundae please!
vuboq: Hmm ... chocolate fudge brownie? Go figure ;) Is that just on sundaes or any dae of the week??
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