Mama Mia!
I remember, back in the homeland. My mama used to cooka da best spaghetti.
She hadda da patience to wait for it to soften and then curl it into da saucepan.
Then before she served her hungry familia she'd......
Cut it into small pieces with scissors so we wouldn't make a mess.
Tonight it occured to me, why the hell didn't she just snap it up before chucking it in the fuckin' pan?
Seriously, you sheilas need fuckin lessons in logic......
PS. I hope none of you are professional killers.
PPS. Who said I couldn't be random?
posted by Only me @ 10:07 pm
8 Comments:
I work in a medical laboratory. Therefore, i am logical and i could quite easily become a professional killer...
Racho: Ummm. I offer retraction?
i bet that she heard it was the superior way from someone and does it that way because of that.
that being said...why didn't she just cook macaroni instead? :) the whole point of making spaghetti is to let kids do the spaghetti slurp.
Maybe she liked to play with the wet noodles? It's not everyone's bag, but hey. Everyone's got their sumthin' :)
Dyko: Macaroni? Well you can't cut that up can ya? Duh.... te he
2c: S-P-A-G-H-E-T-T-I. That doesn't spell "noodles" does it? Additionally, I'm worried. On several levels. Are you implying you somehow get turned on by cooked noodles? You should go to halls of residence in a uk uni mate, you'd make a mess in your pants....
You know you can't out-perv me luv!!
I'll let you have the "spaghetti" though. But in fairness, it is a type of noodle ...
Uh, maybe ur mom = not so smart? No disrespect intended of course, but why DIDN'T she break 'em before cooking them?
2c: Whens the "Perv off" contest then? Wanna put money on this?
goblin: She's VERY smart. She shipped me 10000 miles away and that's SMART. But I don't get the failing to break them up either....
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