Cooking like a shiela
I put a cheese sarny in the toaster the other night. Then a friend called from Ireland. Dr Oopyp Enis in fact, a regular commenter.
Cos of cold I didn't smell it burning. Two hours later I took this out....
To show just exactly how burnt it was, I dropped it onto concrete from waist height. This happened.
Now erase this from your memory.
posted by Only me @ 9:17 pm
5 Comments:
smoke alarms didn't go off either? i'm glad the house didn't burn down
Smoke alarms are only outside the bedroom area. This was in the kitchen and I guess it's testiment to my extractor fan. I'm also glad the house didn't burn down.
With love from the dude living in a box outside a smoking ruin....
Admit it! You removed the battery from the paranoid smoke detector cos it doesn't recognise the difference between cigarette smoke and burning-house smoke. Did the smoke detector come with free nicotine patches??
Have you ever tried cookering South-fuckin-Hampton in a toaster?? It's very messy and not to be tried again.
Regular or extra crispy?
Drizzle and Rain: Over here all the smoko tectors are in the mains. Apparently there's an isolation switch though. As if I'd know.
Hmmm. South-fuckin-Hampton....That's dinner planned.
Java: Surely you mean - Regular, extra crispy or Shatterable?
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