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Dear Ex-neighbour,
G'day you kiwi wanker.
Despite the fact you're prolly my best friend in Aus I must seize this opportunity to say you're a total and utter cunt. I know that's not an unusual thing for me to say to you but in this instance it's from the bottom of my heart.
Why oh why did you show me that flash deli last weekend?
I've had some vino today so I may not drive. I've had some vino so I can hardly walk. I've had some vino so I took a taxi.
Taxi bill=$12
Steak bill=$31
Yes. $31. I could go to Straylias best renowned steak restaurant (The brekky creek) and get an awesome feed with all the garnishing a couple of pints for that.
But you just had to visit last weekend and show me the deli from hell didn't you? And then bring it back here and bbq it to perfection didn't you? You total fucker.
I'm now addicted to steaks that are verging on UK prices you prize winning nobhole.
Enjoy your vay-kay. I'm about to fire up the bbq and roast me some moo. I truly believe the thought of that will make your first night away suck. And of course, that's my revenge for you showing me the fucking place.
Your loving (in a non gay way) ex-neighbour,
Jay
PS. Mmmmmmm, which of my home made sauces that make you drool should I use? Oh I know, ALL of them. Suck it cunt.
posted by Only me @ 6:13 pm
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Hiya mate! This'll make your day. I clicked on my fave blog bookmark (i.e. yours) and got this message:
"Some readers of this blog have contacted Google because they believe this blog's content is objectionable." Why did it take so long?
Keep it up! :-)
Dripping Tap: I creamed. Love it. Google wont tell me who done it or what they said and I can't remove it for a month. Keep it up? See below sunshine ;) I aim to please.
Anon Complainer: Love your work. And although your sis was good your mum does that thing with her tongue....
Did you find the knotted condoms?
I knew I shouldn't have flicked 'em at your cat. Leave a comment when you're up to it you anus. Have an awesome weekend :) (See if you can grow some balls eh?)
Hey Anon Complainer . If ya got something to say, why not just say it to those concerned. Fine, complain to Google about the content (I'm surprised it's gone this long without content warnings) but howsabout also "speaking" to only me?
I hope you're happy in the knowledge that you have forever doomed a once happy and Content Warning to a life of drudgery, possibly leading to it becoming a Depressed Warning or Suicidal Warning. Can you live with that on your conscience?
i just adore it when people go behind one's back and complain. sideways crap like that always makes me somewhat nuts. i despise triangulation.
i had an experience of that in the centre once where i was told that my rather outspoken attitude toward organized religion bothered "someone". my response was that "someone" should come and talk directly to me because i wasn't going to discuss it with the director thus encouraging triangulation.
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