Triple take

Random ramblings of a British guy that's moved to Australia. And now back to UK.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Cooking like a shiela

I put a cheese sarny in the toaster the other night. Then a friend called from Ireland. Dr Oopyp Enis in fact, a regular commenter.

Cos of cold I didn't smell it burning. Two hours later I took this out....


To show just exactly how burnt it was, I dropped it onto concrete from waist height. This happened.




Now erase this from your memory.



5 Comments:

Blogger dykewife said...

smoke alarms didn't go off either? i'm glad the house didn't burn down

12:49 pm  
Blogger Only me said...

Smoke alarms are only outside the bedroom area. This was in the kitchen and I guess it's testiment to my extractor fan. I'm also glad the house didn't burn down.

With love from the dude living in a box outside a smoking ruin....

2:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admit it! You removed the battery from the paranoid smoke detector cos it doesn't recognise the difference between cigarette smoke and burning-house smoke. Did the smoke detector come with free nicotine patches??

Have you ever tried cookering South-fuckin-Hampton in a toaster?? It's very messy and not to be tried again.

4:41 am  
Blogger Java said...

Regular or extra crispy?

8:17 am  
Blogger Only me said...

Drizzle and Rain: Over here all the smoko tectors are in the mains. Apparently there's an isolation switch though. As if I'd know.

Hmmm. South-fuckin-Hampton....That's dinner planned.

Java: Surely you mean - Regular, extra crispy or Shatterable?

4:26 pm  

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