A story by the "fucking legend"

Port headland. A shit hole town on the west coast of Australia where the fucking outback meets the sea. Ocean one side, the seemingly endless Spiniflex desert on the other.

"What do you do here all the time?

"Aw, we hunt and we fuck"

"Hmm. Great. What do you hunt?"

"Things to fuck"

"You must get bored shitless in Port Headland?"

"Aw no, there's heaps of shit to here son."

"Like what?"

"Well, I remember once this American tourist shiela got lost out on the Spinifex plains so ten us us went out, found her, fucked her, and brung her back"

"Well, that sounds like fun"

"Aw fuck yeah, that was great fun. Great fun that was!"

"So what other fun things do you do?"

"I recall another time me brothers prize breeding goat got out and headed for the Spinifex flats. So ten of us went out, found it, fucked it and brung it back!"

"Good fun that one?"

"Aw fuck yeah, top day that one. Great fun"

"So if that's a fun thing, how about some of the not so fun things?"

"Aw, well, once I got lost on the Spinifex flats...."