Someone save me
I have a large spidey in my house. Could someone less girly come and fix it please? Bring tow ropes.
posted by Only me @ 4:42 am
Triple take
Random ramblings of a British guy that's moved to Australia. And now back to UK.
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Triple take
Random ramblings of a British guy that's moved to Australia. And now back to UK.
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4 Comments:
Crumbs - I had a warning from Blogger that I might find the contents of this blog objectionable: did I wish to view it?
Do you think it was because you said 'shit' the other day? Or was it the mention of 'meat juice'?
I'll look after the spider for you. I've got a cow to feed it with while I haul it out of the bath.
"Bring tow ropes."
Is it really necessary for more than one tow rope to be used?? Or was it a typo? Did you mean "Bring toe ropes."? That I could understand, seeing that spiders have 8 legs, hence 8 feet, therefore ... errr .... hmmmmm ..... lots of toes (i.e. more toes than I have fingers, thumbs and toes cos I can't count that far!), thereby requiring more than one toe rope.
Maybe you could just lure it out of the house than shut the door. Do spiders like breadcrumbs?
Z: You reckon a cow will fulfil it's desires to eat me? Can you bring two please? Oh, and no, I reckon it's actually cos I say "cunt" too much and tell the truth too often. People need protection after making an active decision to read something dontchaknow?! I love PC - it's not often 2 short letters can so accurately summarise the fine word "BOLLOCKS"
Dropped Stitch: I was on the phone to you when I spotted the fucker! You heard it almost push over my fridge freezer as he tried to squeeze his huge arse behind it.
Clio: I don't reckon bread crumbs would do it. If they eat bread then perhaps a trail of loaves would be more apt. But then when I shut the door he'll just smash the fucker down.
The world: OK. Perhaps I'm exaggerating a tiny bit.
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