Rockstar update
Forgot to mention. The meeting today with the very important "tough" guy went exceptionally well.
I sent him down to the kitchen on the floor below to fetch me some milk before the meeting even began. And I take my coffee black. It's just good to assert the tone before these things begin. He looked a little defected when I didn't use it but there we go. When I'm warned someone is tough I like to get the first bitch slap in.
We got on pretty well and mine was the only name he could remember out of a room full of people which is what I was after. I didn't swear at all other than casually. I did tell him I'd break his face if he called my database PCS rather than DCS one more time. All was good. Boss actually thanked me. Amazing.
THEN the ROCKSTAR thing happened. I've got to transfer a database from Brisbane to North Aus. All the time it's down it's costing us $120 000 per hour purely in lost labout. So with this in mind and the commercial airlines doing no direct flight, I'm now booked onto my OWN PRIVATE JET.
How cool is that? It's costing over $10000 but it will get me there in 3 hours whereas commerical with transfer takes 9 hours. I've also used the company Amex to buy an impressive range of toys which may possibly help but in all likelihood will be of much more use to me personally so I'll just keep them here.
Ooooh. It's been a fun day. Only downside, on the Leer jet there's no meals or hot aisle chicks. I'll take a porno mag instead.....
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I know you're my bro and everything but
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bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard
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when are you gonna give me back my porno?!! ;)
Dragged Through a Hedge: What can I say? I learnt from the best....bastard.
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