Beyond a joke
OK. This is getting silly now.
You know I told y'all a couple of days ago a set of keys appeared mysteriously in my garden?
Well. Now I have another set. Almost identical to the first set. Not quite the same, but very similar. What the fuck?
I had a stroke of inspiration a few moments ago and imaged this conversation occuring:
[two people talking on phone]
Stranger #1: "Where are my keys? You said you'd drop them over!"
Stranger #2: "I did! I left them in your garden!"
Stranger #1: "Bollocks did you! I've not seen them!"
Stranger #2: "Odd. Never mind, I'll drop another set over"
Stranger #1: "Make sure you do!"
Stranger #2: [drops another set of keys at the wrong house again]
But then I realised my logical explanation has 2 fundamental flaws:
a) Why would Stranger 2 have two sets of keys belonging to Stranger 1?
b) The keys are very similar but they're not identical.
Have I inadvertantly opened a key sancutary for unwanted keys? Is someone trying to frame me for burglaries I didn't commit? Should I go and try the keys in random houses so at least if I get arrested for a burglary I may make a plasma TV out of the whole deal?
On a *probably* unrelated note, one of my gnomes has been smashed. This has made me unduly sad. It was one of a pair, the first pair I ever bought for TT. Froggy and Froggo. Froggo is now minus 1 x head. I didn't realise I'd ever be sad about an ex-gnome. You don't realise how much you like some things until they've gone eh?
2 Comments:
Key sanctuary! LOL!
goblinbox: Someone at work suggested that a crow or magpie was dropping them off because they're sparkly. Then I pointed out they COLLECT shiny things, not DELIVER them. He didn't talk anymore....
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