Procedure for a perfect saturday

1) Wake up next to babu

2) Go for a nice long walk together

3) Visit shopping centre and both buy nice new clothes

4) Discover a "boy shop" full of power tools and other cool stuff

5) "Serve yourself" (aka - balancing act of greed) chinese food for lunch

6) Attend a private salsa dance lesson at the tutors $5m house

7) Partake in 18+ fun on the sofa (at home, not the tutors house)

8) Seafood basket to share for dinner

9) Snooze

I are a happy boy - who wouldn't be?