Mobile again!

Today I bought a

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,smells like a steak and seats thirty five.

Canyonaro, Canyonaro,

Well it goes real slow with the hammer down,it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.

Canyonaro-whoa, Canyonaro,

(The federal highway commission has ruled theCanyonaro unsafe for highway or city driving.)

Canyonaro.

Twelve yard long, two lanes wide,sixty five tonnes of American pride.

Canyonaro, Canyonaro,

Top of the line in utility sports,Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.

Canyonaro, Canyonaro,

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,she's a squirrel squasher, deer smacking, driving machine.

Canyonaro-whoa, Canyonaro.

small economical runaround vehicle. You know - Just something for the weekends. Don't ask me what it is, I can't remember because I looked at so many before finally choosing. It's got a wheel in each corner and a lump of metal jiggary-pokery at the front that burns decayed aminimal goo at a terrible very economical rate.

It's got a "go" pedal and a "stop" pedal. The "go" pedal is very effective. Small vehicles and buildings don't seem to stop it going - only the "stop" pedal can do that.

I'm only going to keep it for the next six months or so then I'll grow up and get a "normal" vehicle but I need to get this done. Did you know Australia actually has places that need a 4x4 to access? That would be a shocker for loads of the mums using them to go and collect the kids from school 2 minutes walk away eh?

PS. It's got a wicked fold out thingy at the back which will make it wicked for "rootin' in the back of the ute...."