lesbian friend, lovely girlsx2 and parachutes....

I went to the (my shift key is knackered, pls excuse i instead of I if it happens) BBQ. It was cool! Met a few new people and as suspected, being hosted by my lesbian friend, it was mostly girlies.

She's not a stereotypical butch lesbian, she's the opposite. In fact, she's most blokes fantasy of how a lesbian should be. Apart from not having blonde hair(!)

She's an attractive brunette and she's 21 or 22. She's very girly and has many boxes of make-up products. In my experience blokes tend to think of lesbians in the fantasy-sexual manner as portrayed by crappy pornos. In my reality they tend to be unlike that (look at me shying away from words like "skin-head", "ugly", "mannish", "butch", etc! Would I?!)

Of course, it's not the looks that matter but personality, and my lesbian friend has a lovely personality too. And seeing her pull/kiss other girls (normally previously etc) is always a fun way to pass an evening...

Anyhoo, getting distracted. It was her BBQ, and it was great. There were about 20 or so people there, and only two other boys. One was her dad - he left early. I think it was because his heart started playing up when about 5 of the girls decided to "show and compare" bra's....

I stayed the night there.

I headed home very early this morning via public transport. On the way I had to use a train station and it was full of attractive women. What's going on? I'm more than happy with tt, how come all the attractive women trying to distract me all of a sudden?!

I listen to the radio while I'm driving about. Today I heard a story that made me giggle a bit. It shouldn't have, because it's very tragic. But this is what I heard:

"Police have said that they don't view the death of a parachutist as suspicious. Camera footage has shown that immediately after jumping out of the 'plane the suicidee threw off his helmet and cut the cords attaching him to his parachute...."

You're probably wondering how I could have possibly giggled at something so horrible. I'm sorry, it's my twisted mind. The thing that got me was "...threw off his helmet..."

Seriously. What was he thinking?!

Did he really think that unless he took off the helmet he might survive a 10000ft (3.5km) fall?! I wonder if he kicked off his Nike Air trainers incase he thought he might bounce?

Nothing else to comment about today really....