So much laughter there's a small wee patch on my jeans

"What caused such a hilarious day" I hear you chorus. Well, I'll give details later but roughly:

My day started really well when someone left an abusive comment on my post below. I don't know why they felt the urge to call me a c word, but hey ho, it made me laugh lots. I love the thought of offending someone so much that they had to do that.

I spoke to our real estate agents. Oh, that's the bit that gave me wee in my pants. Only a little, you know, just when you laugh so much you can't help yourself? Well, that happened.

Encouraged by my success I called "fitness farce", or, as TT calls them, "Shitness First". The actual name is of course "Fitness First" and they should soon be renaming themselves "First Aussie company to be sued by a pommie bastard" Oh, that one made the wee patch a little bigger.

Oh, and I got about a million hits from google.com.au today too. That always makes any blogger happy. Not really a million of course, but the fact it's suddenly started happening means that some server in googleland has finally registered my site.

All in all, I'm a happy a boy. Details to follow. Oh, and I saw a tramp fall off a bench earlier too. How can you not laugh when that happens?

oooh, and I spent a small fortune on a new mouse trap. Mister Little, aka bastard mouse, aka Danger mouse, aka mousey bastard, aka "my obsessive obsession" is going to be dead soon. It's very hi-tech. Again, more later....