Pizza

Last night tt cooked. This is a rare occasion. So rare that (don't tell her I said this) she's very bad at it. The food was basically inedible so we ordered pizza. I went a meat-lovers, tt went chicken and mushroom.

I called and asked for the best price on our order. I was told that the meat-lovers had gone up in price and was now $25. The chicken one was gonna be $19. Why do they try to rip us off so much? We regularly get flyers through the post offering us large pizzas for $5.

$44 for $10 worth of pizza?! I lied and told the guy I had a voucher. He asked what it said. I rustled some paper and said "It says here any two pizzas for $12. There's no mention of surcharges for chicken or meat-lovers pizza..."

The pizza tasted so much better because of that!

Oh, by the way, when they turned up we had to guess which was which. Why is pizza always like that? It should be so easy to tell the difference between the two? If nothing else you'd think that mushroom would be easy enough to identify? Curse pizza....