meme thingy

Got bored doing the colour thing. Thanks Ms Dyko.

JANUARY
1. Who kissed you on new years?
Everyone that could.

2. Did you have a New Year’s Resolution this year?
Narp. Well. Yarp. To not break a New Year's Revolution. I've not turned around all year. Winner!

3. Does it snow where you live?
Narp

4. Do you like hot chocolate?
Narp. Spew.

5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
Narp. Not into watching balls dropping.

FEBRUARY
1. Who was your Valentine?
My palm

2. When you were little did you buy Valentine’s for the whole class?
Shit man, NO!

3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
I care so little an electron microscope could not picture the quark of care I have.

4. What did you receive for Valentine’s Day?
Ummmm. A bitchy sms

MARCH
1. Are you Irish?
To be sure.

2. Do you like corned beef and cabbage?
Nah, hospital food sucks.

3. What did you do for St Patrick’s Day?
Cooked VUBOQ breakfast in bed.

4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
Shit yeah

APRIL
1. Do you like the rain?
Yarp

2. Did you play an April Fool’s joke on anyone this year?
Yarp. Daily.

3. Do you get tons of candy for Easter?
Narp. Spew.

4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
Man, what the hell is a 4/20? Is that like CB Radio code? "Control, we've got a 10-100 going on at 4/20" Control: "10-4 Wank 1, over out"

5. Do you love the month of April?
's right 'spose.

MAY
1. What is your favorite flower?
Lillies. Yes. Really. I have a special tool just for them.

2. Finish the phrase “April showers…”
"April showers....Get in on all the hot steamy action at www.pervy-shower-cams.com"


3. Do you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?
Narp.

4. Is May anything special to you?
I'd be quite sad if I didn't see another.

JUNE
1. What year did/will you graduate from high school?
I was flung from the gates in 1994

2. Did you do anything fun during this Month?
Yarp

3. Have a favorite baseball team?
Narp

JULY
1. What did you do on the 4th of July?
Called C. It's his b'day.

2. Did you go to the fireworks?
Weren't any

3. Did you blast the A/C all day?
ACDC?

4. Did you go on vacation?
Prolly

AUGUST
1 What was your favorite summer memory of ‘08?
It's just starting here

2 Did you have a sunburn?
Get real

3 Did you go to the pool a lot?
Narp

4 Were you ready for school at all?
Narp

SEPTEMBER
1 Are you attending school?
Narp

2 Do you like fall better than summer?
Narp

3 What happened this month?
How long you got?

OCTOBER
1 What was your last Halloween costume?
Jeans + T

2 What is your favorite candy?
One that is really useful. Swiss-army-candy. Or clockwork-phone-charger-candy.

3 What was your favorite thing(s) about this month?
Samhain

NOVEMBER
1 Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
Mine

2 What are you thankful for?
Teh interwebz

3 Do you love stuffing?
Mate, more than you could imagine.

4 Anything special in this month?
Lots. If you dont have special things every day you're a waste of a skin.

DECEMBER
1 Do you celebrate Christmas?
I celebrate the season.

2 Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
Yarp

3 Get anything special last year?
Yarp

4 What do you want next year?
Another year

5 What do you love most about December?
sep means 7, oct means 9, nov means 9, dec means 10. December is the biggest lying month of all. Woot.